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Camping
I was keen to get away from it all for a couple of days so I decided to head into the hinterland with my tent and nothing but a radio and a couple of good books to keep me entertained. It was well out of holiday season and I knew that the camping ground I was going to would be empty. I arrived late in the morning and as I expected there was not a soul around I was the only one setting up camp. I popped the radio on and got about setting up.
What a Night!
Theresa is a chick that I’d worked with for ages and always known was cool but I’d never really gotten to know, at least I’d never partied with her like I had with a lot of the other cool people at work. A few weeks ago a bunch of us from work decided to go to a music festival that was being held at a huge park in the city. I am very fortunate that the majority of my work mates are female. I have to say it is a definite bonus because I am often the only guy in a group of women when we hit the town. Also, these aren’t some old bags, these women are young, hot and horny. This was another of those occasions where I was the only bloke in the group.
Bit of Fun
Hi Ashley, I am such a naughty little show off that I just couldn’t resist taking these photos and sending them into your magazine. Up until a week ago I hadn’t even heard of Rosie magazine. Then I came across it in my adult shop. I was shopping for some new lingerie and had decided to buy myself some hard core porn. Obviously I am not a shy person and since I had only seen some pretty soft stuff I thought it was about time I checked out the real thing. Rosie just jumped out at me because I could tell it was real people, I was also wrapped to find an Aussie magazine. Anyway, when I got my purchase home I wasn’t disappointed. What a hot magazine!
I like to take photos
The photos I have enclosed for you of a sexy woman with a nice bushy pussy are some that I took of my wife not long ago. She really likes to pose for the camera all the time and I have a great time taking photos of her. She really is a very sexy woman, she pleases me in so many different ways and our relationship and sex life just gets better all the time.
Big Night
It had already been a very wild night by the time the three of us got back to Matt’s house. I have been friends with Troy and Matt for years and we often went out together. That night we had gone out to friend’s house for a birthday party and we were definitely full of cheer. The birthday girl, Leticia, was a long time friend of all of us. She was well known for throwing great parties for no particular reason, so when it came to her birthday she really went all out.
I like to watch
I had always wanted to watch my wife with another man and finally with enough coaxing I got my wish. It all started by getting on online. After a little searching she found the person she thought would be perfect. His name was Dan and he lived about 3 hours from us. So she emailed him and he was interested and suggested that he call and talk to her a little which was fine with me. That night he called and they seemed to hit it off really well, so they decided to exchange pics and go from there. Dan emailed his pics and my wife was very pleased with his looks and even more pleased with the size of his cock. According to Dan he was about 7 1/2", but he was very thick just like she liked, but hat she really liked the most was the head of his cock it was even wider than the shaft and she said she couldn't wait to feel his cock slide inside her pussy. The next night the phone rang and Shauna answered it. I couldn't hear all the conversation because I was in ano!
Wedding Party
It all happened when i was invited to one my female friends wedding party at a beach resort. When i arrived I met my friends parents a good looking couple in there 50's the mom was tall voluptous tanned short black hair and wore a long dress that showed every single curve of the well kept woman. immediately the mother got my attention and i watched her all night while mingling with other ladies at the same time i spoke with the my friend's father who was a very friendly man and maybe a little too friendly which aroused my suspescion but didnt think much of it. Dancing started, champagne was flowing and i decided to dance with the mom and flirt a little which didnt bother her at all but I left it there a and went back to my room to get some sleep. Next morning most of the guests had already left including the bride and groom so i decided to go to the beach and get some tan. I get to the beach and a pleasent surprise was waiting for me!! My friends mom laying on the beach in the skimpiest green Bikini which left nothing for imagination, my dick started giving me signals that he's going to pop out soon so immediately said good morning and sat next to her talking about the wedding while checking that voluptous tanned body and thinking how i am gonna lick her from head to toe. While talking the father came back from the beach bar wearing a g string which which again made me think!! the 3 of us started talking checking each other out and the mother kept rolling her already tiny Bikini to make it a g string, at that point the father noticed how i was looking at his wife but didnt care so i started giving her complements about her body and what does she do to take care of it. later on we talked about the hotel and they mentioned that there sweet had its own pool and garden so i asked to go and see it? the dad thought it would be a good idea to hang out by there pool. Here we are walking towards there sweet and i am thinking whats going to happen next. We walk in the luxury sweet and walk out side to the private garden while the mother disappers for 10 minutes to show up wearing a tiny tiger print bikini. The phone rings and the husband answers the phone and the wife asks me to rub some oil on her back! could'nt believe my self so I started with the back but scared to move lower when she lowers her bikini and asks me to rub some on her ass. here I was rubing oil on her ass while the husband watching while talking on the phone. At that moment i knew he was enjoving it so i started moving down to her pussy and touching it and I can tell she was hot and wet and was ready for my dick. I got up took of my shorts and showed her my dick without hesitation she stuck in her mouth and started sucking it. The husband got off the phone and started jerking off!! I must admitt it i must have lasted 5 minutes before i blow my load all over her face.
Getting my wife tipsy
About 10 yrs ago when me & my old pal Frank were out for a drink at the local Pub he always steered our conversation to my wife, who he openly told me he fancied. He knew me so well he knew it was OK to talk like that. I enjoyed him telling me what he'd like to do with her. This was because I'd told him that years previously before my other pal had emigrated she (Encouraged by me) used to give him a little tease by flashing a bit leg & cleavage at first & gradually I talked her into going further. Because she was a church going girl & was too shy to admit she fancied another man she used to pretend to go to sleep after first getting the courage up by knocking back a few whisky & lemonades. With Frank knowing this he was always asking if I could get Joan to do that for him. I used to tell her everything cos it used to excite her & she knew he fancied a fuck of her. She used to get turned on knowing me & Frank used to go to his place & watch porn videos & discuss her . I'd also taken a video of her & I sneaked it out the house one night & took it to Franks, We were watching this video showing her stripping off & flashing her tits & lying on the settee with stockings on, pulling her panties to the side & shoving cucumbers, vibrators etc up her shaved fanny . I'd teased him about this video for ages & he'd eventually persuaded me to show him it. When I told Joan we'd both sat wanking to her on the screen she wanted to know did Frank wank it off watching her, so I told her he had. I told her as he'd watched the video he'd kept saying he'd love to be stuck up her one night.
Dare
My wife and I had often talked about her making love with another man. We would discuss it while we petted, and as she got hotter and hotter we would screw. I dared her to go to a bar in a nearby resort town, and flirt with a guy. I said if she liked him, she had to promise me that she would try and get alone with him. Then she had to at least kiss him and let him fondle her bare breasts. But she could go as far as she wanted. She agreed to this. I had included it because I felt she might chicken out even if she was with a guy she liked, but if she went this far to please me, then she might go further. She decided to go to Beachville, and if she met someone tell them that she married, and from out of state, visiting friends in Mainville.
I like big cocks
Okay, I know there are probably sluttier wives out there than me, but I can’t speak for them. All I can tell you is that I am totally addicted to hot, dirty sex. The dirtier the better. And the best thing is, I married a guy who is totally into it, so we’re perfect for each other. I hear women getting criticized for having insatiable sex drives, but I’m sick and tired of hearing when guys score it’s something that’s just a guy thing. Well screw that! My opinion is we’re all sexual creatures, and I’d rather everybody fucked each other than fought. The world would be in better shape right now if we did.
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